My counselsee had an accident last night and had to alert us that he would not be in today. My counselor responded asking “How do you twist your ankle doing search?”

The truth is that there are several work related hazards to SEO and here are the top 10:

The top 10 reasons people twist their ankle doing Search:

10. Viscosity of link juice

9. Stumbled into a slow moving nofollow tag

8. Ankle refused NO Other Darn Position - noodp

7. Server Head = 302; Server ankle= 301

6. Tripped on hem in cloak through a doorway page

5. Landing page height mis-judged

4. Right foot out of synch while left observes latent semantic indexing

3. Ankle suffered http compression

2. No friendly URLs to protect ankle from hostile URLs

1. Linko de Mayo

If you have experienced or know of some that i forgot please let me know.